THIS IS FUNNIER THAN I EXPECTED:
Star Wars quotes that are improved by changing one word to 'pants.'

Note: Don't waste your time past the top 20 or so....

FROM THE 'WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS - FIRST' DEPT:
http://www.cereality.com/main.php

Simple idea. Simple implementation.

Argh.....!

Not that we're looking at the next Starbucks, but....still....